Becky writes: “1998 This is me and my twin sister Bonnie. They called us Becky and Bonnie=Bonkey! We had matching dresses that year but in different colors.”
Well, Bonkey, I frankly don’t have much to say about your dresses — you both look promtastic and I love how you complement each other’s looks, from head to toe. Beautiful.
But um, hi. WHAT IS HAPPENING AROUND YOU??? What in God’s name is your prom theme? I don’t understand a single inch of it, and that is a LOT OF INCHES not to understand!
You have a city. At night. With lots of dangling stars. Painted, I mean. There is no question that this is a faux backdrop. No one is going to think you were actually IN a skyscraper looking out on the twinkling city lights. But, budget, resources, okay. We get it. You make do.
Except what is happening with this motorcycle? Why? I don’t…how is…prom?
But EVEN MORE BAFFLING Is what’s happening to the left of the city. The city suddenly exploded into being a jungle! With big jungle leaves and a very wild-looking houseplant. Next to the motorcycle.
Of all the backdrops we’ve ever seen, this one takes home the award for Least Obviously Related To Anything Especially High School Graduation.